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| Ray was born a Jehovah’s Witness in Hastings in 1978. Little is known about his life between then and now except that he served teas and coffees from a trolley on the Wales and west line locomotive. Many believe He is a mystical spirit from a lost tribe as he often appears to the Dukes in their dreams dressed in a headdress of feather dusters dancing in silence on the M4. |
| Dermot Agnew Height: 5foot 11 inches Weight: 13 stone Eyes: Green Special powers: Drum kit, Percussion, Backing vocals |
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| Dermot was born in limerick in 1979, the crossbreed son of a Belfast banjo player and a French princess. The first half of his life was spent clearing drains and cutting turf, which has left him ham fisted. A lyrical, poetical yet unpredictable beast, he brings an air of education to any event, based on folklore fantasy and sex. |
| Joseph Edward Furlong Height: 6 foot two inches Weight: 13 and ½ stone Eyes: Green Special powers: Rhythm Guitar, vocals |
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| Born in London in 1980, Jo is the youngest and yet is the ringleader of the group. Due to his enormous head (rumoured the largest in Wales) and fascist mannerisms, he is a constant target for the aspiring Dukes, who both fear and admire his outrageous attitude, commanding voice and lust for life. |
Special Guests
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| Born in Cardiff in 1981 Paul’s parents forced him to play music as a channel for his overactive thyroid gland and as a result, he commands the fastest keys in the country. Paul’s hobby’s include producing industrial techno, sleeping in confined spaces and smashing kitchen appliances. |
| Raith Laurence Height: 5 Foot 6 inches Weight: 10 stone Eyes: Green Special powers: Double Bass |
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| Born on a veranda in 1982 Raith is Swansea’s contribution to popular culture, and weighing in two pounds less than his instrument, he is the smallest big sound this side of the river Tawe. |
| Toby Dawes Height: unkown Weight: top secret Eyes: never seen Special powers: Piano and trumpet |
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| Toby's hobbies include gardening, voodoo and bare knuckle boxing. When not working with the Dukes he earns his crust as a gardener by day and pianist and stripper at night. |